Why?

Why do we only hurt the ones we love? Why are men scared of commitment? Why do coyote's howl at the moon? Why do girls just wanna have fun? Why do birds migrate? Why does the moon have craters? Why do cats have whiskers? Why do beaches have sand? Why do mountains look blue from a distance? Why does the sky change colors at sunset? Why do ants dig tunnels? Why must chemical equations be balanced? Why do we cry? Why do fools fall in love? Why do we yawn? Why does an elephant never forget? Why do eggs float? Why are chihuahuas so small? Why is the sky blue? Why is light so fast? Why do stars flicker? Why does the sun set in the west? Why are wetlands important? Why does carpet create static electricity? Why do we get the hiccups? Why do we dream? Why do tornadoes form? Why do penguins have wings? Why does light bend? Why is the earth tilted? Why are the oceans salty? Why do actors say break a leg? Why do we have eyebrows? Why do we get goosebumps? Why is it called black friday? Why do we have leap year? Why do we have moon phases? Why do oceans have tides? Why do we have volcanoes? Why do we have wisdom teeth? Why do llamas spit? Why do roosters crow? Why does the year start on January 1st? Why do they call coffee joe? Why does the president live in the white house? Why does the flag have 50 stars? Why does the government collect taxes? Why does the human body need water? Why did you just do that? Why isn't Pluto a planet? Why isn't water flammable? Why isn't rain water salty? Why isn't yuengling beer sold in Michigan? Why isn't nitrogen a greenhouse gas? Why isn't love enough? Why do cats land on their feet? Why do we get brain freezes? Why do we get warts? Why do we get charlie horses? Why don't electric eels electrocute the water? Why doesn't Johnny Depp ask me to marry him? Why, why, why, why?!?!